If DTB Uganda were a person, it would be that well-dressed executive in a Land Cruiser, parked all day at a cafe, scrolling Quora for motivation quotes, rich, respectable, and completely disconnected from the hustle that built this country. On paper, DTB has the makings of a powerhouse: 2.9 trillion in assets, UGX 2.2 trillion in deposits, and a regional brand with the muscle of a Kenyan parent. But scratch the surface, and you will find a bank running on autopilot, low returns, high costs, dead capital, and an outdated lending model still obsessed with land titles in a country…