Laws that Isaac Newton forgot to tell us about

Maybe because these things don’t always happen but very probable. 1. WORKSHOP LAW OF BREAD When the buttered slice of bread falls it always

Maybe because these things don’t always happen but very probable.

1. WORKSHOP LAW OF BREAD
When the buttered slice of bread falls it always falls on the buttered side.

2. LAW OF QUEUE
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

4. LAW OF THE TOOLS
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

5. BATH THEOREM
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

6. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

7. LAW OF THE RESULT
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!

8. LAW OF BIOMECHANICAL
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

9. LAW OF COFFEE
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

10. LAW OF EXAM
A book will remain in a state of rest or covered in the dust until exam time

11. LAW OF SLEEP
The nap comes enjoyable when the alarm sounds.

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Which of the above happens to you quite often?

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