In one village, there is a handsome and intelligent man named James. He is very clean and dresses well. He also speaks English and French very fluently. Usually, when someone dies, the whole village will gather, and able-bodied young men will dig the grave, bury the corpse and cover it very well. The women will prepare abacha while the men will come with kegs of palm wine. It is very well organized, communally. Everyone plays his/her part to make the burden light for the bereaved family. Every time this occurred, James came with a newspaper. He would find a very…

When billionaire Femi Otedola in a telephone interview, was asked by the radio presenter, “Sir what can you remember made you the happiest man in life?” Femi said: “I have gone through four stages of happiness in life and finally I understood #RightMorals When billionaire Femi Otedola in a telephone interview, was asked by the radio presenter, “Sir what can you remember made you the happiest man in life?” Femi said: “I have gone through four stages of happiness in life and finally I understood #RightMorals the meaning of true happiness.” The first stage was to accumulate wealth and means.…

This painting of a young woman breastfeeding an old man in a prison cell was sold for Euros 30 million. The painting may look perverse but the story behind is from historical records. The poor man was sentenced to “death by starvation” for stealing a loaf of bread during the reign of Louis XIV in France. The woman was his only daughter and the only visitor to his cell. She was allowed to visit him daily but was frisked thoroughly such that no food was taken in. When after 4 months the man still survived with no weight loss, the…

Dear Black People – How about we group in one ward/village buy shared machines shared water sources instead of one each Dear Black People – How about we do business/investment showers – where you bring gifts of machines, equipment, or invest in my business Dear Black People – What if instead of competing with me in piggery just come with an offer to grow maize and soya and sunflowers for my pig feeds – offer me a reasonable deal then u have a guaranteed buyer Dear Black People – what if instead of competing with me in piggery compliment me…

Nobody has your interests at heart. Everybody is chasing their own interests. Dealing with politicians is like sleeping with tigers; you must always have your eyes wide open. In any political equation, there’s always someone being used. If you can’t find one then it is you. Serving politicians is like being a bandage on a wound. Once the wound is healed, your usefulness ends. Politicians don’t recognise and reward value, they recognise their own needs and you are only as useful as the lifespan of their need for you. In politics never mourn or wail more than the bereaved. They…

Maybe because these things don’t always happen but very probable. 1. WORKSHOP LAW OF BREAD When the buttered slice of bread falls it always falls on the buttered side. 2. LAW OF QUEUE If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. 3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. 4. LAW OF THE TOOLS Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 5. BATH THEOREM When the body is immersed in water, the telephone…